it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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