dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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