she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I currently don't understand fingers.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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