So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I want her autograph on my taint
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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