Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize