just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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