worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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