i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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