should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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