when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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