Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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