I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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