The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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