you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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