Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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