I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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