David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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