There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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