I hate your face
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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