He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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