well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I am full of burrito and curiosity
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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