if only i could text you this smell
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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