To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Alive.
So much puke
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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