as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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