The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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