everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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