There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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