Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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