Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
