Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Alive.
So much puke
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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