Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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