Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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