i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize
