another moral hangover. fuck.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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