Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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