I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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