i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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