Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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