Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
