No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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