I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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