It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
