we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Still dying that you shit outside
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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