Me too!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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