found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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