the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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