i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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