i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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