guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
foreskin is a definite game changer
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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