theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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