have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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