So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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