do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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