In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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