Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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